Monday, February 04, 2008

Am malaysian again

Am Back.

Will it b good or bad for me.
We shall see.

goodbyes

i hate saying goodbyes. it makes me emo and dont wish to leave. Thats why i dont fancy going away paries and stuff. Leaving Perth, the friends and colleagues, thanks for taking such good care of me. I will always remember u guys. Come KL pls find me =)

Thursday, January 17, 2008

might less one fighter

bro, if u go 'in', whos gonna fight together with me next time. somebody told me got possibilty you might get 8 years. dammmnnnn...

How shitty can the system be? every weekend those idiots will come n create chaos. police dont do shit - coz all of them same race and family... fuccckkkk!!! And when somebody does a 'community service' he is going to get punished for it.

Bro u r absolutely my hero. it would all b very funny if u didnt get caught. U did the public a great service, u just did it the wrong way. I know nobody will appreciate u for it, but i will. Everybody will say u are crazy or stupid. But i support u. Wait for me to come back. u wont go thru this alone.

Usually the system is corrupted, why cant they b corrupted for your case as well...
bloody hell... only will hang other races or poorer less prominent people out to dry... fucking ass!!! K N N C C B !!!!

Tuesday, January 15, 2008

joke =)

The new and politically correct name for "lesbian".

- "vagitarian".

Thursday, January 03, 2008

The Five Questions Most Feared By Men

Sometimes women will ask us simple questions which requires the hardest thinking to answer. The five questions most feared by men when asked by their women:

1. What are you thinking about?
2. Do you love me?
3. Do I look fat?
4. Do you think she is prettier than me?
5. What would you do if I died?

What makes these questions so difficult is that every one is guaranteed to explode into a major argument if the man answers incorrectly (ie tells the truth). Therefore, as a public service, each question is analyzed below, along with possible responses.
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Question # 1: What are you thinking about?

The proper answer to this, of course, is: "I'm sorry if I've been pensive, dear. I was just reflecting on what a warm, wonderful, thoughtful, caring, intelligent woman you are, and how lucky I am to have met you."

This response obviously bears no resemblance to the true answer, which most likely is one of the following:

a. Baseball.
b. Football.
c. How fat you are.
d. How much prettier she is than you.
e. How I would spend the insurance money if you died.

Perhaps the best response to this question was offered by Al Bundy, who once told Peg, "If I wanted you to know
what I was thinking, I would be talking to you."
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Question # 2: Do you love me?

The proper response is: "YES!" or, if you feel a more detailed answer is in order, "Yes, dear."

Inappropriate responses include:

a. Oh Yeah, shit-loads.
b. Would it make you feel better if I said yes?
c. That depends on what you mean by love.
d. Does it matter?
e. Who, me?
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Question # 3: Do I look fat?

The correct answer is an emphatic: "Of course not!"

Among the incorrect answers are:

a. Compared to what?
b. I wouldn't call you fat, but you're not exactly thin.
c. A little extra weight looks good on you.
d. I've seen fatter.
e. Could you repeat the question? I was just thinking about how I would spend the insurance money if you died.
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Question # 4: Do you think she's prettier than me?

Once again, the proper response is an emphatic: "Of course not!"

Incorrect responses include:

a. Yes, but you have a better personality
b. Not prettier, but definitely thinner
c. Not as pretty as you when you were her age
d. Define pretty
e. Could you repeat the question? I was just thinking about how I would spend the insurance money if you died.
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Question # 5: What would you do if I died?

A definite no-win question. (The real answer, of course, is "Buy a Corvette and a boat").

No matter how you answer this, be prepared for at least an hour of follow-up questions, usually along the these lines:

WOMAN: Would you get married again?

MAN: Definitely not!

WOMAN: Why not-don't you like being married?

MAN: Of course I do.

WOMAN: Then why wouldn't you remarry?

MAN: Okay, I'd get married again.

WOMAN: You would? (with a hurtful look on her face)

MAN: ( makes audible groan )

WOMAN: Would you sleep with her in our bed?

MAN: Where else would we sleep?

WOMAN: Would you put away my pictures, and replace them with pictures of her?

MAN: That would seem like the proper thing to do.

WOMAN: And would you let her use my golf clubs?

MAN: She can't use them; she's left-handed.

WOMAN: - - - silence - - -

MAN: shit.

Friday, December 21, 2007

Such happiness !!!

so a few more days and it will be christmas. and not too long more will b new year.

the GOOD news is she is dating sumone else, im bankrupt, am having depression, the girl i like does not like me, and the girl i do not like, likes me. My internet connection is sucky bcoz the internet quota is used up, im spending Christmas and New years alone, and im still mourning the fact that Santa is fictional. Wat a GREAT and JOYFUL year end for me!!! cant bloody wait wat new surprises 2008 has for me.

the BAD news is im a graduate.

reeeeeeally exciting huh?

kain buruk

I love u more than you love me. Thats how i've always loved you and that wat i've always told u, thats why mayb u always take me for granted.
However, although i love you more than u love me, i love myself more than i love you.
Im not kain buruk anymore.

Friday, November 30, 2007

16th Nov 2006

yup..not 2007, but 2006.
its 2 week plus pass my birthday and thanks to those who remembered me and wished me. =)

anyway i was up last night...couldnt sleep. and had this random memory.

Suddenly remembered how i thought i fooled those guys in Miri by saying its not my bday, and suddenly kena shocked surprised by them instead coz they were hiding in my room and jumped me to wish me Happy Birthday. Fuxx...

May Sam Eric Gaston Raymond James Ah Heng Ah Hiew Derek Kie Min... did i leave anybody out? i dont think so, ThankS a LOT for that sweet memory. it stays in my heart forever.

And OF course, to the person who planned it -Kimmy- thank you. really appreciated the effort. And also how u lied to me so the plan could work. You r the only gf who went to so much trouble for my birthday occasion. Will b in my heart always too. =)

joke for finance ppl ??

Why is sex like money in the bank?

Because when you withdraw, you lose interest.

hahah.. lame i know...

Sunday, October 28, 2007

My Crystal Meth

(Thank You) My crystal Meth
Created,written and produced by Cheryl Lee - copyrighted. (THANKS CHERYL)

You pick me up, and then you tear me apart
You crush my soul, and that’s just a start
You make me feel special, more valuable then gold
You lift my soul and told me to be bold

Thank you, please come again
Thank you for all the pain
Thank you, for this aftermath
Thank you, for being my crystal meth

The drugs begin to peak
Witness my tears, for I cannot stay to speak
For that reason, my conscience plagues at me
I’m fucked up, it’s a fact I can’t disagree

I can blame it on the weather, but I’m still a mess
I wear a smile everyday, and try to look my best
Ignorance is bliss I wish I could never love you
Love is blind, if I had a choice, I would not change this hue

Thank you, for giving up on me
Thank you, setting yourself free
Thank you, for being there
Thank you for all this despair

You taunt my heart, a sense I never knew I had
You know I’m addicted now, but to you I’m last season’s fad
You are my consolation, ironically you are my grief
You are an angel in disguise, you’re my relief

Now I’m lost and depressed from the awful reality
Stuck in this Bermuda Triangle, stuck in this fatality
Now I’ve lost my way back home, and nobody understands
This is not a suicide note, but you are the only one that comprehends

Thank you for being my crystal meth
Thank you for this living death
Thank you for giving me a chance
Thank you for this gothic romance

torn... *edited

Due to unpopular demand, this earlier post has been edited.
Sorry for the unknown publicity.