Tiu Chow

i just realised that my one particular group of friends and me have been infected by a contagious disease. N the last remaining member has also succumbed to it. The virus from this disease attacks the brain n reflex system n will automatically affect us orally. This disease is called ... Tiu Chow.

Example 1
- At Projet Batu Caves.

me: wei so how? make one bloody big u-turn d .... quite the sohai right?
Beemer Dennis (prada.gucci): i know u guys gonna cho kau me d lor ....tiu chow...
Ben.86 : hey u r the one ask us make decisions lor... tiu chow.... Gentings is just round the corner oni.
Beemer Dennis (prada.gucci): tiu chow... i've already said my car havent service yet... if anything happens sure tiu chow from my parents d ... i really no mood d lor... not to say i dun wanna go ..i really dun wanna drive up lor ...tiu ....
Cefiro Kenny: tiu chow... like this we drive two cars up la ... although i think driving one car is better... coz four ppl oni ... n ben's car is 1.3, yours is vtec.
Beemer Dennis (prada.gucci): tiu chow lor ... no way im driving up lor ...we take ben's car ...
Ben.86 : c'mon la ..we go 'pun san' la ...gotong jaya... near arwana there.... there no hill ... just at the foot of the mountain ... nothing 1...
Beemer Dennis (prada.gucci): u all can say wat u all like, no way im driving up...
me : tiu chow... like this la.... dennis dun want to stress his car... ben wanna go hill ... we go bkt. saga la... stim ?
Ben.86 : but Gentings is just round the corner...

Cefiro Kenny then start to show some shuffle moves on the sidewalk .....

me: OI ... TIU CHOW ....
ben86 : Gentings just round the corner ler....
we all : HAIYOR.... tiu chow.....


Example 2
at Thai club .

trance music suddenly changes to R n B

me: tiu chow... wei... ben ...look at all those sohais .... shuffling to r n b ...
ben.86 : tiu chow..... sohai... hehehe
me: wei wei dennis ...look at those sohais....
Beemer Dennis (prada.gucci): TIU CHOW .... wat the fuck lor ....

Example 3
In the car in front of Bar Flam, Bangsar

Beemer Dennis (prada.gucci): Wei no parking la tiu chow...
Cefiro kenny : hey do u realise we use tiu chow alot d ? even ben also started d ...
me: c*bai.... u started it all la....

* yes .... thank you Cefiro kenny for contaminating us .... =)