bitch housemate - why? bcoz... (continuation)

*Continuation of my Miri story..*


situation 2:

I no need open any door to come in the house. Why? Bcoz all the doors are already open. The same moronic bitch DONT close or lock the house doors 1. not even the gate. Not even when its in the middle of the night or when nobody is at home. So my house is like 24/7 Hari Raya open house liddat, anybody can just enter.

She gives the impression that if any person or dog or wateva creature under the sky(excluding me) wanna fuck her they nonid go thru any trouble at all also. but then again we cannot judge ppl from the way they freely spread legs for any creature under the sky, even if they come from a tiny island called Labuan where ppl dunno how to differentiate the smell of toilet and rotten leftover food. and of course, where police's official uniform there is t-shirt, sarung and slippers...

so i behtahan d bcoz so dangerous leaving the house doors totally open the whole night and day. So i approached her.

Josh: *bitch*, can u pls close and lock the doors when u come home or when u go out? Last week got some ibans robbed some curtin students house d, and the week b4 that indonesians robbed another student's house. So its very dangerous if u leave everything open coz the ppl here quite notorious.
Bitch: (Roll Her Eyes) yEah Right (sarcastically)...

c*bai!!!
and guess wat... bcoz she left the gate open some iban came and stole my football boots... made me cannot play soccer... thats why i bcame so faaaattttttt!!!!!! FUCK U BITCH !!!


Situation 3:
i cannot get back my house deposit. Why? Bcoz this same bitch dont wanna pay her electricity bill. evry day she on aircond 24/7 and her monthly air cond bill, JUST AIR COND ALONE, is nearly Rm200. so she knows im going off d. she went back holidays, dont want to pay her share of the electricity bill bcoz its too high, say we shud divide the WHOLE house bill by 3. The reason she gave the house agent: Kimmy always come over. so im using 2 ppl's share of electricity.
FUCKING LIAR!!!! IM ALWAYS OVER AT KIMMY'S AND IM RARELY HOME, SHE ONLY COME A FEW TIMES TO THE HOUSE, WHY SHUD SHE PAY FOR YOUR AIR COND BILL!!! HOW BOUT YOUR FRIENDS ALWAYS COME OVER EVERYNIGHT N SIT IN THE HALL USE LAPTOP, ON ALL THE LIGHTS WHEN ONLY NEED TWO, FAN, GAS, DIRTY MY TOILET,DIRTY THE KITCHEN, DONT WANT WASH PLATES,TAKE MY DVDS WITHOUT PERMISSION. HOW BOUT WHEN YOU MADE YOUSELF AN OFFICIAL FUCKBUDDY AND YOUR FRIEND COME OVER LATE AT NIGHT TO FUCK YOU WHEN YOU ALREADY HAVE A BF IN AUSTRALIA, THAT ONE NONID COUNT ELECTRICITY? KINETIC ENERGY RIGHT? WHO LEFT THE GATE OPEN AND MY SHOES KENA CURI. ALL THESE WHO TO KIRA WITH?? KAN NI NA!!!

so i phoned all the way from KL to a small island called Labuan to politely ask her to kau tim her side.

Josh: BITCH, can u pls pay your share or tell eileen u will pay your share? bcoz i already paid mine, if u dont pay b4 the new tenant come in i cannot get my share of deposit bcoz the elec bill will b mixed up. and im going off to perth the week after next d.
Lying Bitch: oh, all these i dunno 1 wor, all the bills my mum help me do 1. i dunno wats going on also.

WELL, FUCK YOU AND YOU MOTHER THEN !!!