the bitch housemate - why? bcoz..

ok some real bitching session.
this is a story last sem when i was in Miri.

May and Sam went back to Malaysaja d. pls dont pay attention to how i label my country. thats irrelevant and its another story. SO i hadta shift house. finally found one house. to my delight, the house is vacant so its clean. To my further delight, i found out from my 'female-didnt-shave-armpit-got-hair' housing agent that got two new girls gonna shift in with me... WOOHOO..

But guess wat... woohoo = boohoo. why? bcoz this one particular housemate is the dirtiest and most irresponsible bitch on earth.

Situation 1:
The house stinks. Why? bcoz "somebody" boil soup. cannot finish soup. where do u throw it?
a) into the sink
b) into the drain
c) into the garbage bag and then throw out the garbage bag
d) onto your head and use as shampoo.

"Somebody" chose C. nothing wrong with that, many ppl do that too. Except that she has only half a brain. Thats why she only completed half of C, and didnt have the thinking capacity to do the other half. i reckon if she had no brains at all she would have chosen D. but then again we shudnt judge a person by how they shampoo their hair. even if they are from a tiny little island called Labuan where the offical uniform for the police is t-shirt, sarung and slippers.

So the damn soup stayed in the garbage bag hanging beside the sink which is outside the toilet door for more than one week. n the bag bocor 1. so the soup slowly drip to the floor. and the whole house smelly wif rotten soup and the bag got maggots bcoz of the phai kuat and some of the maggots have already made their way out of the garbage bag.

So day in day out me and the other housemate havta go toilet bathe, brush teeth, shit and pee, tahan-ing the really horrible smell hoping she would clear it soon....
And here's the kicker... i approached her bcoz beh tahan the smell d.


JOsh: *bitch*, yur rubbish is making the whole house smelly. can u pls take it out? (politely)
Bitch: (in a serious, dont accuse me tone) HEy its not MY rubbish smelly ok!!! ITS YOUR TOILET!!!


WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUCK???!!!

and guess wat she did after that - she really half brain or no brain. she tie up the garbage bag, take it, put near the front door, leaning against a new shelf which was suppose to go into my room. and the bag is bocor 1... so all the soup spilled onto my shelf and it become smelly n dirty, so my room didnt have shelf d.

SOHAI!!! WHY CANT U JUST TAKE THE RUBBISH ALL THE WAY OUTSIDE!! U GOT HALF BRAIN SO ONLY CAN GO HALF THE JOURNEY??? CIBAI U NO BRAIN USE THE SOUP TO SHAMPOO YOUR HAIR LAAAAAA.... DONT LEAN IT AGAINST MY SHELF!!! pukitiau!!!