Bitching session

Am malaysian again

2008-02-04T09:44:00.001-08:00

Am Back.

Will it b good or bad for me.
We shall see.

goodbyes

2008-02-04T09:41:00.000-08:00

i hate saying goodbyes. it makes me emo and dont wish to leave. Thats why i dont fancy going away paries and stuff. Leaving Perth, the friends and colleagues, thanks for taking such good care of me. I will always remember u guys. Come KL pls find me =)

might less one fighter

2008-01-17T10:42:00.000-08:00

bro, if u go 'in', whos gonna fight together with me next time. somebody told me got possibilty you might get 8 years. dammmnnnn...

How shitty can the system be? every weekend those idiots will come n create chaos. police dont do shit - coz all of them same race and family... fuccckkkk!!! And when somebody does a 'community service' he is going to get punished for it.

Bro u r absolutely my hero. it would all b very funny if u didnt get caught. U did the public a great service, u just did it the wrong way. I know nobody will appreciate u for it, but i will. Everybody will say u are crazy or stupid. But i support u. Wait for me to come back. u wont go thru this alone.

Usually the system is corrupted, why cant they b corrupted for your case as well...
bloody hell... only will hang other races or poorer less prominent people out to dry... fucking ass!!! K N N C C B !!!!

joke =)

2008-01-15T02:07:00.000-08:00

The new and politically correct name for "lesbian".

- "vagitarian".

The Five Questions Most Feared By Men

2008-01-03T01:26:00.000-08:00

Sometimes women will ask us simple questions which requires the hardest thinking to answer. The five questions most feared by men when asked by their women:

1. What are you thinking about?
2. Do you love me?
3. Do I look fat?
4. Do you think she is prettier than me?
5. What would you do if I died?

What makes these questions so difficult is that every one is guaranteed to explode into a major argument if the man answers incorrectly (ie tells the truth). Therefore, as a public service, each question is analyzed below, along with possible responses.
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Question # 1: What are you thinking about?

The proper answer to this, of course, is: "I'm sorry if I've been pensive, dear. I was just reflecting on what a warm, wonderful, thoughtful, caring, intelligent woman you are, and how lucky I am to have met you."

This response obviously bears no resemblance to the true answer, which most likely is one of the following:

a. Baseball.
b. Football.
c. How fat you are.
d. How much prettier she is than you.
e. How I would spend the insurance money if you died.

Perhaps the best response to this question was offered by Al Bundy, who once told Peg, "If I wanted you to know
what I was thinking, I would be talking to you."
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Question # 2: Do you love me?

The proper response is: "YES!" or, if you feel a more detailed answer is in order, "Yes, dear."

Inappropriate responses include:

a. Oh Yeah, shit-loads.
b. Would it make you feel better if I said yes?
c. That depends on what you mean by love.
d. Does it matter?
e. Who, me?
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Question # 3: Do I look fat?

The correct answer is an emphatic: "Of course not!"

Among the incorrect answers are:

a. Compared to what?
b. I wouldn't call you fat, but you're not exactly thin.
c. A little extra weight looks good on you.
d. I've seen fatter.
e. Could you repeat the question? I was just thinking about how I would spend the insurance money if you died.
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Question # 4: Do you think she's prettier than me?

Once again, the proper response is an emphatic: "Of course not!"

Incorrect responses include:

a. Yes, but you have a better personality
b. Not prettier, but definitely thinner
c. Not as pretty as you when you were her age
d. Define pretty
e. Could you repeat the question? I was just thinking about how I would spend the insurance money if you died.
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Question # 5: What would you do if I died?

A definite no-win question. (The real answer, of course, is "Buy a Corvette and a boat").

No matter how you answer this, be prepared for at least an hour of follow-up questions, usually along the these lines:

WOMAN: Would you get married again?

MAN: Definitely not!

WOMAN: Why not-don't you like being married?

MAN: Of course I do.

WOMAN: Then why wouldn't you remarry?

MAN: Okay, I'd get married again.

WOMAN: You would? (with a hurtful look on her face)

MAN: ( makes audible groan )

WOMAN: Would you sleep with her in our bed?

MAN: Where else would we sleep?

WOMAN: Would you put away my pictures, and replace them with pictures of her?

MAN: That would seem like the proper thing to do.

WOMAN: And would you let her use my golf clubs?

MAN: She can't use them; she's left-handed.

WOMAN: - - - silence - - -

MAN: shit.

Such happiness !!!

2007-12-21T08:34:00.000-08:00

so a few more days and it will be christmas. and not too long more will b new year.

the GOOD news is she is dating sumone else, im bankrupt, am having depression, the girl i like does not like me, and the girl i do not like, likes me. My internet connection is sucky bcoz the internet quota is used up, im spending Christmas and New years alone, and im still mourning the fact that Santa is fictional. Wat a GREAT and JOYFUL year end for me!!! cant bloody wait wat new surprises 2008 has for me.

the BAD news is im a graduate.

reeeeeeally exciting huh?

kain buruk

2007-12-21T08:29:00.000-08:00

I love u more than you love me. Thats how i've always loved you and that wat i've always told u, thats why mayb u always take me for granted.
However, although i love you more than u love me, i love myself more than i love you.
Im not kain buruk anymore.

16th Nov 2006

2007-11-30T09:18:00.000-08:00

yup..not 2007, but 2006.
its 2 week plus pass my birthday and thanks to those who remembered me and wished me. =)

anyway i was up last night...couldnt sleep. and had this random memory.

Suddenly remembered how i thought i fooled those guys in Miri by saying its not my bday, and suddenly kena shocked surprised by them instead coz they were hiding in my room and jumped me to wish me Happy Birthday. Fuxx...

May Sam Eric Gaston Raymond James Ah Heng Ah Hiew Derek Kie Min... did i leave anybody out? i dont think so, ThankS a LOT for that sweet memory. it stays in my heart forever.

And OF course, to the person who planned it -Kimmy- thank you. really appreciated the effort. And also how u lied to me so the plan could work. You r the only gf who went to so much trouble for my birthday occasion. Will b in my heart always too. =)

joke for finance ppl ??

2007-11-30T09:04:00.000-08:00

Why is sex like money in the bank?

Because when you withdraw, you lose interest.

hahah.. lame i know...

My Crystal Meth

2007-10-28T00:43:00.000-07:00

(Thank You) My crystal Meth
Created,written and produced by Cheryl Lee - copyrighted. (THANKS CHERYL)

You pick me up, and then you tear me apart
You crush my soul, and that’s just a start
You make me feel special, more valuable then gold
You lift my soul and told me to be bold

Thank you, please come again
Thank you for all the pain
Thank you, for this aftermath
Thank you, for being my crystal meth

The drugs begin to peak
Witness my tears, for I cannot stay to speak
For that reason, my conscience plagues at me
I’m fucked up, it’s a fact I can’t disagree

I can blame it on the weather, but I’m still a mess
I wear a smile everyday, and try to look my best
Ignorance is bliss I wish I could never love you
Love is blind, if I had a choice, I would not change this hue

Thank you, for giving up on me
Thank you, setting yourself free
Thank you, for being there
Thank you for all this despair

You taunt my heart, a sense I never knew I had
You know I’m addicted now, but to you I’m last season’s fad
You are my consolation, ironically you are my grief
You are an angel in disguise, you’re my relief

Now I’m lost and depressed from the awful reality
Stuck in this Bermuda Triangle, stuck in this fatality
Now I’ve lost my way back home, and nobody understands
This is not a suicide note, but you are the only one that comprehends

Thank you for being my crystal meth
Thank you for this living death
Thank you for giving me a chance
Thank you for this gothic romance

torn... *edited

2007-10-28T00:02:00.000-07:00

Due to unpopular demand, this earlier post has been edited.
Sorry for the unknown publicity.

Bedtime Story.

2007-10-23T08:25:00.000-07:00

Young King Arthur was ambushed and imprisoned by the monarch of a neighboring kingdom. The monarch could have killed him, but was moved by Arthur’s youthful happiness. So he offered him freedom, as long as he could answer a very difficult question. Arthur would have a year to figure out the answer; if, after a year, he still had no answer, he would be killed.

The question was: What do women really want?

Such a question would perplex even the most knowledgeable man, and, to young Arthur, it seemed an impossible query. Well, since it was better than death, he accepted the monarch’s proposition to have an answer by year’s end. He returned to his kingdom and began to poll everybody: the princess, the prostitutes, the priests, the wise men, the court jester. In all, he spoke with everyone but no one could give him a satisfactory answer.

What most people did tell him was to consult the old witch, as only she would know the answer. The price would be high, since the witch was famous throughout the kingdom for the exorbitant prices she charged.

The last day of the year arrived and Arthur had no alternative but to talk to the witch. She agreed to answer his question, but he’d have to accept her price first: The old witch wanted to marry Gawain, the most noble of the Knights of the Round Table and Arthur’s closest friend!

Young Arthur was horrified: she was hunchbacked and awfully hideous, had only one tooth, smelled like sewage water, often made obscene noises. He had never run across such a repugnant creature. He refused to force his friend to marry her and have to endure such a burden.

Gawain, upon learning of the proposal, spoke with Arthur. He told him that nothing was too big of a sacrifice compared to Arthur’s life and the preservation of the Round Table.

Hence, their wedding was proclaimed, and the witch answered Arthur’s question: What a woman really wants is to be able to be in charge of her own life.

Everyone instantly knew that the witch had uttered a great truth and that Arthur’s life would be spared. And so it went. The neighboring monarch spared Arthur’s life and granted him total freedom.

What a wedding Gawain and the witch had! Arthur was torn between relief and anguish. Gawain was proper as always, gentle and courteous. The old witch put her worst manners on display. She ate with her hands, belched and farted, and made everyone uncomfortable.

The wedding night approached: Gawain, steeling himself for a horrific night, entered the bedroom. What a sight awaited! The most beautiful woman he’d ever seen lay before him! Gawain was astounded and asked what had happened. The beauty replied that since he had been so kind to her (when she’d been a witch), half the time she would be her horrible, deformed self, and the other half, she would be her beautiful maiden self.

She asked him which would he want her to be during the day and which during the night?

What a cruel question!!! Gawain began to think of his predicament: During the day a beautiful woman to show off to his friends, but at night, in the privacy of his home, an old spooky witch? Or would he prefer having by day a hideous witch, but by night a beautiful woman to enjoy many intimate moments?

What would you do? What Gawain chose follows below, but don’t read until you’ve made your own choice.

Noble Gawain replied that he would let her choose for herself. Upon hearing this, she announced that she would be beautiful all the time, because he had respected her and had let her be in charge of her own life.

The Moral of the Story: It doesn’t matter if your woman is pretty or ugly, underneath it all, she’s still a witch

picture paints a thousand words...er...actions...

2007-10-21T06:13:00.000-07:00

SORRY GUYS THE PICTURE DIDNT TURN OUT WELL HERE. PLEASE CLICK ON IT TO VIEW IT. ITS A GOOD STORY!!! haahahaha

1 year 5 months 23 days

2007-10-19T07:30:00.000-07:00

thats how long we've been together. i guess u r special to me coz im dedicating a single post for u here. i will keep everything in my heart and remember it until..... ....

i wish u well and hopefully u find the happiness that you are looking for.
goodbye....

dedicate this Bon Jovi song to u. i will even put it in yur fav colours. its one of my favourite:

I'll Be There For You Lyrics
Artist:Bon Jovi

I guess this time you're really leaving
I heard your suitcase say goodbye
And as my broken heart lies bleeding
You say true love is suicide

You say you've cried a thousand rivers
And now you're swimming for the shore
You left me drowning in my tears
And you won't save me anymore

Now I'm praying to God you'll give me one more chance, girl

I'll be there for you
These five words I swear to you
When you breathe I want to be the air for you
I'll be there for you
I'd live and I'd die for you
I'd steal the sun from the sky for you
Words can't say what love can do
I'll be there for you

I know you know we've had some good times
Now they have their own hiding place
I can promise you tomorrow
But I can't buy back yesterday

And Baby you know my hands are dirty
But I wanted to be your valentine
I'll be the water when you get thirsty, baby
When you get drunk, I'll be the wine

I'll be there for you
These five words I swear to you
When you breathe I want to be the air for you
I'll be there for you
I'd live and I'd die for you
I'd steal the sun from the sky for you
Words can't say what love can do
I'll be there for you

*Solo*

And I wasn't there when you were happy
I wasn't there when you were down
I didn't mean to miss your birthday, baby
I wish I'd seen you blow those candles out

I'll be there for you
These five words I swear to you
When you breathe I want to be the air for you
I'll be there for you
I'd live and I'd die for you
I'd steal the sun from the sky for you
Words can't say what a love can do
I'll be there for...

I'll be there for you
These five words I swear to you
When you breathe I want to be the air for you
I'll be there for you
I'd live and I'd die for you
I'd steal the sun from the sky for you
Words can't say what a love can do
I'll be there for you

updates on my sien toh sei life

2007-10-19T07:02:00.000-07:00

Received many comments that my postings have too many bad words.
yes u guys are right, they are too many bad words. yes i shud have censored them. yes u all are an innocent audience.

Just an update of my current boring life in Perth. i've been working like a dog. For those who are not informed, im in the lip service industry, NO ITS NOT ORAL SEX, more of verbal trade. and its not the kinky type. been glad to say that in just 3 days i made around $450-500. which is RM1500. so means hopefuly i will b making nearly $600-700 by the end of the week plus my basic $300 and my bonus $150.
So that means its its $600 + 300 + 150 = MINIMUM $1050. thats RM 3150. Thats wat i made this week. hopefully my performance is a weekly thingy and it doesnt slump. if this continue i will b getting rm12 000 monthly. thats not a bad monthly wage for lip service!!! hahahahah

I've been getting this question alot. "wtf is eskrima?". ok guys now i will explain. Eskrima is a filipino martial art. Its comprises of the use of weapons and also empty hand combat. This is one of the most practical arts in the world alongside Muay Thai, Krav Maga, Savate and also Karate.
But its damn low profile. In malaysaja(dont pay attention to how i label my country.its irrelevant) theres only one place teaching it. therefore im learning it here. ok? want an example? go to youtube and search for it. i will mayb post a video of myself doing it here if i can find a sparring partner. So for those who have filipino maids, dun piss them offf....

bitch housemate - why? bcoz... (continuation)

2007-10-14T08:12:00.000-07:00

*Continuation of my Miri story..*

situation 2:

I no need open any door to come in the house. Why? Bcoz all the doors are already open. The same moronic bitch DONT close or lock the house doors 1. not even the gate. Not even when its in the middle of the night or when nobody is at home. So my house is like 24/7 Hari Raya open house liddat, anybody can just enter.

She gives the impression that if any person or dog or wateva creature under the sky(excluding me) wanna fuck her they nonid go thru any trouble at all also. but then again we cannot judge ppl from the way they freely spread legs for any creature under the sky, even if they come from a tiny island called Labuan where ppl dunno how to differentiate the smell of toilet and rotten leftover food. and of course, where police's official uniform there is t-shirt, sarung and slippers...

so i behtahan d bcoz so dangerous leaving the house doors totally open the whole night and day. So i approached her.

Josh: *bitch*, can u pls close and lock the doors when u come home or when u go out? Last week got some ibans robbed some curtin students house d, and the week b4 that indonesians robbed another student's house. So its very dangerous if u leave everything open coz the ppl here quite notorious.
Bitch: (Roll Her Eyes) yEah Right (sarcastically)...

c*bai!!!
and guess wat... bcoz she left the gate open some iban came and stole my football boots... made me cannot play soccer... thats why i bcame so faaaattttttt!!!!!! FUCK U BITCH !!!

Situation 3:
i cannot get back my house deposit. Why? Bcoz this same bitch dont wanna pay her electricity bill. evry day she on aircond 24/7 and her monthly air cond bill, JUST AIR COND ALONE, is nearly Rm200. so she knows im going off d. she went back holidays, dont want to pay her share of the electricity bill bcoz its too high, say we shud divide the WHOLE house bill by 3. The reason she gave the house agent: Kimmy always come over. so im using 2 ppl's share of electricity.
FUCKING LIAR!!!! IM ALWAYS OVER AT KIMMY'S AND IM RARELY HOME, SHE ONLY COME A FEW TIMES TO THE HOUSE, WHY SHUD SHE PAY FOR YOUR AIR COND BILL!!! HOW BOUT YOUR FRIENDS ALWAYS COME OVER EVERYNIGHT N SIT IN THE HALL USE LAPTOP, ON ALL THE LIGHTS WHEN ONLY NEED TWO, FAN, GAS, DIRTY MY TOILET,DIRTY THE KITCHEN, DONT WANT WASH PLATES,TAKE MY DVDS WITHOUT PERMISSION. HOW BOUT WHEN YOU MADE YOUSELF AN OFFICIAL FUCKBUDDY AND YOUR FRIEND COME OVER LATE AT NIGHT TO FUCK YOU WHEN YOU ALREADY HAVE A BF IN AUSTRALIA, THAT ONE NONID COUNT ELECTRICITY? KINETIC ENERGY RIGHT? WHO LEFT THE GATE OPEN AND MY SHOES KENA CURI. ALL THESE WHO TO KIRA WITH?? KAN NI NA!!!

so i phoned all the way from KL to a small island called Labuan to politely ask her to kau tim her side.

Josh: BITCH, can u pls pay your share or tell eileen u will pay your share? bcoz i already paid mine, if u dont pay b4 the new tenant come in i cannot get my share of deposit bcoz the elec bill will b mixed up. and im going off to perth the week after next d.
Lying Bitch: oh, all these i dunno 1 wor, all the bills my mum help me do 1. i dunno wats going on also.

WELL, FUCK YOU AND YOU MOTHER THEN !!!

the bitch housemate - why? bcoz..

2007-10-14T07:17:00.000-07:00

ok some real bitching session.
this is a story last sem when i was in Miri.

May and Sam went back to Malaysaja d. pls dont pay attention to how i label my country. thats irrelevant and its another story. SO i hadta shift house. finally found one house. to my delight, the house is vacant so its clean. To my further delight, i found out from my 'female-didnt-shave-armpit-got-hair' housing agent that got two new girls gonna shift in with me... WOOHOO..

But guess wat... woohoo = boohoo. why? bcoz this one particular housemate is the dirtiest and most irresponsible bitch on earth.

Situation 1:
The house stinks. Why? bcoz "somebody" boil soup. cannot finish soup. where do u throw it?
a) into the sink
b) into the drain
c) into the garbage bag and then throw out the garbage bag
d) onto your head and use as shampoo.

"Somebody" chose C. nothing wrong with that, many ppl do that too. Except that she has only half a brain. Thats why she only completed half of C, and didnt have the thinking capacity to do the other half. i reckon if she had no brains at all she would have chosen D. but then again we shudnt judge a person by how they shampoo their hair. even if they are from a tiny little island called Labuan where the offical uniform for the police is t-shirt, sarung and slippers.

So the damn soup stayed in the garbage bag hanging beside the sink which is outside the toilet door for more than one week. n the bag bocor 1. so the soup slowly drip to the floor. and the whole house smelly wif rotten soup and the bag got maggots bcoz of the phai kuat and some of the maggots have already made their way out of the garbage bag.

So day in day out me and the other housemate havta go toilet bathe, brush teeth, shit and pee, tahan-ing the really horrible smell hoping she would clear it soon....
And here's the kicker... i approached her bcoz beh tahan the smell d.

JOsh: *bitch*, yur rubbish is making the whole house smelly. can u pls take it out? (politely)
Bitch: (in a serious, dont accuse me tone) HEy its not MY rubbish smelly ok!!! ITS YOUR TOILET!!!

WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUCK???!!!

and guess wat she did after that - she really half brain or no brain. she tie up the garbage bag, take it, put near the front door, leaning against a new shelf which was suppose to go into my room. and the bag is bocor 1... so all the soup spilled onto my shelf and it become smelly n dirty, so my room didnt have shelf d.

SOHAI!!! WHY CANT U JUST TAKE THE RUBBISH ALL THE WAY OUTSIDE!! U GOT HALF BRAIN SO ONLY CAN GO HALF THE JOURNEY??? CIBAI U NO BRAIN USE THE SOUP TO SHAMPOO YOUR HAIR LAAAAAA.... DONT LEAN IT AGAINST MY SHELF!!! pukitiau!!!

some old football pics.

2007-10-14T06:57:00.000-07:00

Ok. these r my pics from subcon 2007 and wassabay 2006.
JJFC won 3 semesters in a row when i was with them. when i left thankfully they won again this semester. anyway im really proud of JJfc. However, so sayang, no pics of JJFC. bcoz the organizers lost all 3 sems pics. wat a fucking coincidence right. celaka.... really good memories with them. anyway here r some outdoor soccer pics. =)

shit cant find the pics... post it another time

aaarrrggghhh last

2007-10-14T06:19:00.000-07:00

officially my bitching session is back
however nothing to bitch yet

anyway its been a reaaaaly long time since i posted mayb a year i think? time flies really fast. from miri to perth. thats the distance i've travelled within this time.

so hows perth? its civilized, but fucking boring. everything closes at 5. im starting to get the impression ppl here are lazy. then this is would be the perfect place for me. coz im fucking lazy.
at least they have first world facilities here AND also first world mentality. Not like 'some' countries which claim they have 1st world fascilities but actually its only 2nd world fascilities, WITH FOURTH WORLD mentality. errhemm we all know which particular country is that. Anyway im not going to go political shitte in my blog coz this is not a political blog like www.malaysia-today.net (which is a damn good website), and i do not want to get into trouble. However this is a bitching session blog therefore sometimes i will b a political bitch.

Why r my words appearing so slowly here? its like blogspot lag. hmmm..dunno is it the website or just my comp.

anyway its good to put bitching session up n running or walking perhaps crawling again. its nice to actually write again. =)

more to come... lotsa stuff to catch up.. one year's stories and present stories too =)

stupid boring entry, boring day

2006-07-18T05:13:00.000-07:00

been back for almost 3 weeks and now oni start writing again. thanx to tracy which made me feel like writing again. cant believe how long i didnt post any nonsense in here. actually since both of my samsung phones rosak, i havent been able to take pics, therefore got no pics to put here, so therefore i didnt make any entries. i know, wtf...

anyway, been doing nth much, sleep eat work. oh yeah, went to Ruum that day for Bass Agents event. Ruum is the former Warp, Channel. well, they renovated the place and its no longer a feng tau cheong d. looks quite decent. BUT... sigh ...wif all its decent interior, it has bcome a lala joint. all the small kids r there. shuffling. with all the gaya buruk and even worse, all the posers... eeeyerrr..... i don wanna shuffle anymore d. i feel disgusted.

to me now, r n b is the best. =)

hmmm was working in office today. Tina (my mum's office gal) told me not to go out late at night when i go Miri. she say August is a bad month. she says the place is 'dirty'... hmmm... hopefully can get my phones fixed by then...and can take some pics.... hheheh

anyway. ...ling... is coming down this fri. we gonna stay at Crystal Crown. hope its a decent place. coz i heard lotsa ppl go there kiu kai. wanted cititel but cititel got lotsa bad comments. so hope all goes well

anyway stupid boring entry for boring day. btw, Maxis blacklist me. i dunno wat the fuxx for. make me cannot register celcom line. pukitiau ... waste my time!!!

Another crazy bunch .. but also good frens =)

2006-06-14T06:57:00.000-07:00

happy birthday Mayz and Si Khiong !!!! =)

2006-06-11T13:05:00.000-07:00

Curtin Futsal Champion !!!

2006-03-27T05:05:00.000-08:00

HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH .... my team, J.J.F.C ( Joshua - Jorden 'n' Friends. champions) won the futsal tournament .... not even here for a month and i've already touched gold n my 1st medal. now aiming for Curtin Football League medal... currently playing for SUBCON for this league. i think i will finish this sem with more medals n trophies. hehehe .... my current tally for the football league... 2 goals in 3 league games. =) *sorry jorden din put yur pic here ..coz i dun have yur pic... n sorry to my teammates also... i dun have yur pics.... Farai, Tony, Atifa, Kingsley, and Abrar, u guys r the best !!! )

Futsal medal and trophy

And as usual, the team captain gets to kiss the damn trophy.

YEAY ... LoSt Weight again !!! =)

2006-03-27T04:53:00.000-08:00

YEAY ...i lost more weight again !!!! =)

My Miri Pad. =)

2006-03-04T00:09:00.000-08:00

a few pics of my Miri Pad
im damn satisfied wif it =)

the hall - pic taken from kitchen

nicely furnished =)

the hall - pic taken from main door =)

toilet... got green footpath... i chose it n design it =)

my cosy bed =)

my bedroom.. its not big enough for me to take the full view... sorry... =)

Life in Miri

2006-03-03T23:46:00.001-08:00

sigh ... finally can post sumthing up here... coz my house in miri no streamyx connection yet... so havta go to the cybercafe in town to online ...sigh ... and town is damn far away .... arrgghhh

so basically everybody in Mri speaks mandarin n hakka... shit...
am getting along fine here... been mixing wif some KK dudes here... n they r cool ... nice to hang out wif ... comfy to b wif ... n my housemates r cool also... im fortunate both my housemates r hygenic n considerate =)

its a totally new experience here ... but not much exposure ... since my place is in the outskirts ot the town. so everyday i have nth to do... just rot at home.... then evening go play footie wif jordan n eric n the nigerians... then dinner .... then yum cha for supper .... then rot at home....
this is life in miri.... n not many lengluis also .... sigh ...... luckily got pirated dvd shop ...

gastric horror again

2006-02-21T10:42:00.000-08:00

its bacccccccck .... mr. gastric is back to torture me.... and this time he is stronger and meaner.

yeah.. the oni reason why i took so long to post up new blog postings is because i was out for a few days. c*bai mr. gastric came to look for me to play. only this time, medicine has no effect on it anymore. ate more than 10 Zantac pills in a day... down the whole 300ml bottle of liquid medicine in 2 days... yet it has absolutely NO EFFECT at all....
and when i finally decided to go to see the doctor.... guesss wat... he refused to gimme injection.... and he gave me the same medicine i was taking... and told me... 'the pain sure will subside immediately'. Of course u guys sure will know wat im thinking in my heart d la when i heard what the doctor said... certainly it's F*CK U la... sohai DOCTOR !!!!
but nvm... bcoz i not doctor im pesakit i listen him lor.... so go back eat his medicine lor.... then guess wat.... cibai ...pain din go away lor.... so after an hour havta waste my dad's time go back there n take injection....
after injection....pain left straight away..... and i was sedated for 2 days... damn... i shud have been the doctor instead...

after this incident i realised three things... 1) if ever wanna attempt suicide, dun ever take ubat urut tabib cina plus panadol and then force yurself to vomit it out. why? bcoz mr.gastric will come back stronger n meaner in the future. 2) if u got cirit birit n gastric... dun drink milk.... AND even if u have gastric ONLY, dun simply drink any warm milk...its bad... drink goats milk ONLY. 3) wahhhh damn many ppl call my phone when i'm sick lor... 64 miss calls and 33 msgs in one day? hahahaha

anyway, its the 6th day since i got the gastric n now its still painful... n im not sedated anymore. this time the pain is so much more different from the past... last time its multiple extremely painful stomach cramps... now its like a knife jabbing and cutting thru my stomach...
so now my gastric has reached a stage which is endangering my health. therefore doc says i havta take constant medication of Zantac for 2 weeks to kill the pain... after that... havta eat more nutritional stuff to make my stomach walls thicker.... summore leaving tmr d ... i will b alone over there... dunno i will die anot ...

back from penang !!!

2006-02-21T10:28:00.000-08:00

THANK YOU SO MUCH CHERYL FOR GIVING ME V.I.P TREATMENT WHILE I WAS IN PENANG... DAMN STIM !!!
U ARE ONE OF THE BEST HOSTESS EVER !!!

and also to cheryl's housemates Rae and Tony, thanx for making me feel at home and comfy in the house... sorry to disturb u all for so many days. u guys are great!!! =)

yup had a comfortable, relaxing yet enjoyable time in Penang. With ms.cheryl chua as hostess, Penang feels just like a second home. =)
went many many pLaces to makan... too many till i forget wat i ate n where r those places... but i will remember the bkt. tambun seafood, the mee kolok which u cooked for me and also the Martell which u forced me to drink. hehehe... and also thanx for stuffing me ferrero rocher... damn sublime ...

the oni flaw about this trip is 1) not enough time... i should have come to penang earlier. 2) not enough sleep... cheryl keep on waking me up so early....

anyway cheryl, hope u enjoyed my company as well. n also hope u found wat u were looking for, or at least know what it is =)

u dont let ppl bully d k... =)

HAPPY BIRTHDAY WEI LENG !!!!

2006-02-12T13:02:00.000-08:00

HAPPY 20TH BIRTHDAY WEI LENG !!! now u know wat a good bro i am =)

just another normal day

2006-02-11T12:40:00.000-08:00

its 4:38 am now... just came back from Hard Sequence@ Saxaphone Club and listening to Cosmic Gate's Exploration of Space ... this song damn stim ... esp the centre part... if anybody is wondering why im still awake, the answer is bcoz i kena FFK by sumbody who was suppose to wait for me... nvm la wat to do... im also not important ...hehe =)

went to wash car b4 i came home.... why so hardworking? coz tmr havta let car buyer see the car. make the car look cleaner then got better impression. Hopefully the sale jadi la... n the car buyer dun give so many probs, then masalah will settle n i can leave for miri d. when i was at the car wash, i saw a couple in da car, nope they werent car wash customers... they were just a couple arguing n making up...poor guy ...seem so desperate to kiss her ... but she pretend she is drunk ...haha.... whyy cant they just get a room? don disturb ppl do business laaaa... tiu .

I would just like to ask smth here. how do u pronounce M-I-N-E-S ? mines right ? hahaaha earlier i was talking to the car buyer... i wanted to meet him at MInes Shopping complex at 3... he say okok we meet at MAI ...
MAI ???? wtf is MAI ????
then i said again ... so confirm MINES ahh ? buyer : OK MAI ..
then i remember Kenny told me b4 ... Serdang ppl pronounce MInes as MAI ..... sigh ....
dunno wanna pity them or laugh at them....
NO fu*k ... laugh 1st la..... hahaahahahahahahahahahahahah ahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahah!!!!
tiu chow...

will b going to Penang on monday to spend some time time wif cheryL for Valentine's and will b coming back on thursday or friday. also to escape from many ppl here. looking forward to enjoy myself there ....yeah.... =)

cheryl =)

2006-02-06T13:11:00.000-08:00

suddenly my life seems very colourful... but only when u are with me =)

ok lor

2006-02-03T08:08:00.000-08:00

ok lor ...watever u say lor .........

Bkt. Melaka

2006-02-01T14:07:00.000-08:00

scenary from the top of bkt. melaka...

the best part about walking tiredly up a hill is the scenary at the top....

and also the easy journey down...

this is one of the many stone slabs which are used as memorial stones for people who are buried in bkt. melaka. i forgot the names of the people this tombstone is dedicated to, but i remembered it was a pair of bro n sister... who died at a very young age. felt very sad bcoz a lot of the stone slabs there were dedicated to children or young mothers who died during labour. dunno why they had to die ... but its good ... children have automatic passes into heaven... save them from the tortures n cruelty of this sick n perverted world.

ghost story

2006-01-30T04:13:00.000-08:00

damn sien ... everybody balik hometown d n i cant afford to sleep ... coz leaving for Melaka at 6am. scared oversleep so rather stay awake. everybody say CNY better dun talk about morbid or supernatural stuff, but wat to do i got nth to keep me awake except this... n CNY is all about ang pauS right?

however, bcoz im a chinese n also have many chinese friends, i havta respect their culture... so i decided to tell 1 ghost story oni... instead of many stories ( c'mon guys, yat yan yong yat pou )

this is a true experience which i encountered while working for WALL's ice cream in Genting Highlands. we were staying in Apartment R*a ( i censored the name.. scared kena sue or kena ISA). the reason was bcoz its the most practical choice for accomadation but not the wisest bcoz its well known for it ghost stories.

i could probably bitch about my stupid dumbass supervisor but i'll leave that for another day... CNY dun wanna curse ppl YET. i got lotsa things to say about that person...

ok continue story... we were staying in either the 12th or 13th floor in block P*h*ng. another positive choice because can see good scenary on top n its beautiful... but again... not very wise... coz if sumbody chau tut... and then wanna 'fly' like superman then not good la... (fuxx u dumbass supervisor)... but then gentings barricade the windows d... yes kudos for gentings bcoz u dun wanna let gamblers commit suicide after losing all their assets. (sorry dumbass supervisor.. i fuxxed u too early)

ok so basically the windows are barricaded, u cannot hear anything from outside n i dun think ghosts would wanna fly so far up. but just in case, we closed the curtains. well there was oni 5 ppl in the apartment at that time bcoz the rest havent come back from dinner. Eng May was getting ready for shower in the masterbedroom ( the masterbed room is for girls ) while yun yun was on the bed sleeping, sharon was dunno doing wat, foon yee was unpacking her luggage and i was in my room (the centre room) doing my own stuff.... (no i was not masturbating ok guys....gEEz....!!!)

i forgot to bring my contact lense casing so i borrowed one from foon yee who had a spare pair. so foon yee came to my room n pass me the contact lense casing. then sat down n chit chat for a while la.

ei i go sleep a while 1st continue another day...

sorry ... yat yan yong yat pou ok ? i already said sorry... so pls dun demand so much =)

happy anniversary

2006-01-28T02:46:00.000-08:00

=) i still remember.

- i also remember

=)

Right Here Waiting

Ocean's apart day after day
And I slowly go insane
I hear your voice on the line
But it doesn't stop the pain
If I see you next to never
How can we say forever

Wherever you go
Whatever you do
I will be right here waiting for you
Whatever it takes
Or how my heart breaks
I will be right here waiting for you

I took for granted, all the times
That I thought would last somehow
I hear the laughter, I taste the tears
But I can't get near you now
Oh, can't you see it baby
You've got me going crazy

Wherever you go
Whatever you do
I will be right here waiting for you
Whatever it takes
Or how my heart breaks
I will be right here waiting for you

I wonder how we can survive
This romance
But in the end if I'm with you
I'll take the chance

Oh, can't you see it baby
You've got me going crazy
Wherever you go
Whatever you do
I will be right here waiting for you
Whatever it takes
Or how my heart breaks
I will be right here waiting for you

im going ...

2006-01-26T11:38:00.000-08:00

finally had a mutual agreement wif my parents for Miri...
sigh... gonna leave d...
counting down the days ...
somehow im not really sad im leaving ...
sure i'll miss my family, my shuffling bros n my footie kakis ...
but thats about it i guess...
therez nothing left here thats holding me back anymore.
go there start newer life part two...
thats wat i want...... right ? hmmm ..... m i sure ??
i shall find out for myself....

thanx dad n mum for giving me so much... much more than i deserve... =)

a "vegetarian" cum fishing trip

2006-01-24T04:52:00.000-08:00

went for some "hunt" and fun activity last week. location : fishing farm behind Shell Station Kelana Jaya... yes... the one opposite Giant. hmmm ... got one guy missing in the pic .... hehehe

vegetarian fishermen =)

the fish... after being taught some 'manners' and being 'disciplined'.
* i dont condone animal cruelty.

kuai lan fish

"fish bait"
vege ( choy tam )

yup we found the right man for the job...

check out the newspapers ... ahahahaha

( sorry kenny i posted this pic here... if u wanna post in Multiply instead i remove it k ... )

guiness black party @ zouk

2006-01-24T02:13:00.000-08:00

me n andrew wif reshmanou. was in velvet coz music at main lounge was damn boriiiiiiing... velvet was packed wif uncles and sugardaddies but the dancefloor was empty... so we stood at the dancefloor drinking our guiness ... suddenly i saw bside me.... reshmanou ... so quickly ask him for a pic or two ... shook hands wif him and complement his music. man was he happy a chinese guy acknowledge his achievements.... btw, reshmanou is one of the few malaysian artiste which i really respect... but i was wondering ...wat was a r n b type of singer doing at velvet which was playing mixture of house + mambo ? mayb he is tired of r n b music... or the main lounge deejay really sucked ...!!
oh yeah, a photographer took a pic of us ... dunno which mag will it b featured in... who knows ah ??? im gonna buy it man !!!

mellow-ed fri

2006-01-21T00:55:00.000-08:00

its 4:50 pm n i just woke up.... yesterday night was the MOST quietest friday which i had in a very very very long while. not to say it was boring... just feel mellow-ed. went for dinner wif some frens... then come home msn . then around 2 smth ben called n asked to yum cha, he came fetch me wif dennis n jo coz i couldnt drive. sneak out the house go yum cha at new payathin. then bought some dvds and vcds n went to bens house to layan. ben no dvd player so hadta go dennis' house to take PS2 as a dvd player. Ben started running man on the carpark road of dennis' condo.. i joined a lil. imagine doing running man wif slippers on tar road in somebody's condo parking lot in the middle of the night... then ben changed from his slippers to shoes to warm up for Organ Donors tonight. lucky dennis din see us. if not sure kena call soh*i. but since im writing it here ... wat difference does it make? cib*i realised kena con by dvd peddlar. dvd quality sucks... nevertheless we would still support piracy as it is a "commendable" malaysian culture. watched two movies. Lord of War and Two for the Money... show's not bad... but 'cinema sound'.... layan-ing coke wif Johnny Walker's Swing, free flow, courtesy of ben. watched till 8 smth... then went to a coffee shop ate supper... took jo's car. After supper i drove home using jo's car, then dennis drove home from my house using jo's car... and then ben drove back home from dennis' house in jo's car... haahhhahaha .... cute arrangement huh ... tonight going for the 2 in 1. Firstly Guiness Black Party @ Zouk and then Dr. Willis & Organ Donors @ Espanda .... this blog post no charisma at all. really a mellow-ed fri....

foosball fever

2006-01-20T06:02:00.000-08:00

newest craze ... foosball!!! dunno why suddenly we are so interested in it ... b4 this i wasnt even bothered at all to remember this game's name. played until my hand got blister ... damn pain .. i keep getting hurt. DAmn !!

today played foosball wif mayz ... malou ... kena sapu by her ... n she say she is just amateur ... tiu !!! i m wat u call amateur laaaa.... everybody complain i play slow like hell ... i wonder how to speed up .... hMmmm...

ben n dennis play damn fast like cooking satay liddat ...while joanne is quite keng also d... i must practise more d ... J. Mohanraj .... where r u ..faster teach me some foosball ....

wat does this indication mean ??

2006-01-18T04:45:00.000-08:00

im just a beginner in tarot cards readings.... haiyorr ... how to link these three cards and get the message or indication its trying to send ?? individually i know wat each card means... however i dunno how to combine their meanings.... sigh ....

i did a 3 card spread reading for myself today and this is wat came up. The sun which represents the past, three of wands represents the present and two of cups to reprsent the future.

Past : this card is The Sun . means material happiness, fortunate marriage or contentment... its in reversed position, so it means the same but in a lesser sense.

Present : This is the Three of Wands. i summarized the meaning. means collaboration with favourable enterprise - a good card =)

Future : This is the Two of Cups. Summarized - favourable in things of pleasure and business, as well as love =)

HOw to inter relate this past present future???? arrghhh...

my hand is getting worse ...

2006-01-18T04:36:00.000-08:00

yor... the scalded injury on my hand is getting worse lor ... kena goreng by hot iron... should i go see doc... ?? sigh quite pain summore... dunno havta chop off hand anot ...
sigh ....

thanx jo

2006-01-18T01:48:00.000-08:00

" i've already bought something for everyone except him... i really dunno wat to get for him ... then i thought, what should i get for a vain pot .... so i bought him mask ..... " - joanne after her korean trip

thanx for the korean present jo. =) i like it ... altho u know i dun need mask for my face ... =) nevertheless, its the thought that counts... n its a very good thought from u =) thanx

Vain Pot

2006-01-16T03:52:00.000-08:00

Got bored of my semi trojan hair style... so went to get a new hairdo....
different look again =)
hope i dont look uglier...

new and different look =)

my face looks like a camel here ... lucky got gold chain n decent hairdo to cover ... heheh

now: dunno wat kinda style is this.

before: semi trojan hairstyle... looks kinda cool ...

Horoscope or HORRORscope ?

2006-01-16T03:29:00.000-08:00

last time i did not believe in horoscopes.... but ever since i started experimenting in tarot cards, my whole perception changed ... recently kelly sent me some information about scorpio men's personality - im a scorpio.... wat do u guys think about it? u think its true ? does it suit my personality? disseminate me pls... =)

i feel most of it is quite true.... scary shit man .....

SCORPIO MAN

A man with a foggy clouds over him. He is sensitive and easily hurt and always feels lonely. He does not trust anyone but himself. Sounding so negative, but he has an amazingly charisma. He is a compassionate man . He absorbs other people sentimental feeling and pain.

He is a good psychiatrist and he could understand complex and confused feeling. He has a hidden power that he could use it to make things happen and do things well. He does not like people who never try to help themselves before asking other people for favors. He is the type of guy who mostly achieved his goal in life.Once he sets his mind for something, he will put all his energy and efforts in it , whether or not it is a small matter or a big project. One of the most success man in all the Zodiac.

He is a very patient man and can waits for years to reach his goal. He hates thin feeling and weak determinations. He can not retreat or rest for long, for he thinks life has more questions and more answer to be searched.

If he is in love, you will get plenty of love from him, sometimes may be too much than you have asked for. He is serious about love and relationship and will not waste time with someone he does not love whether how pretty she is.

He hardly makes mistake. He could tell if you have any bad thought, and will not hesitate to tell you so. If you do not like straight forward sincere man, then pack your bag now. If you are an over sensitive person, try not to ask for his comments. He will tell you the truth, even you might not be able to take it. Example , if you ask him if you are fat (and you are fat), he will say "yes, as big as a balloon". He makes such comments because he cares for you, so do something about your weight and do not get up set with him.

If he says "you look pretty today", you can be proud because he will not say such think just to please you if he does not really mean it. There will be both kind of people, those who like him and those who hate him. If you are in love this guy, be strong and belief in your decision, do not be vulnerable. He remembers all his anger and will wait for his pay back time.

He is very serious about your promise, do not promise something you could not keep. He loves his friends and will do anything for his close friends. He likes you to take care of him, but not in front of his friend. He is a complex man and you will never understand what he means if you do not really know him. He is happy to know he is a complex figure. When he is thinking or when he needs his privacy, you should give him some space.

He memorize everything well. You may say something that you already forgotten, but he will remember every words. He wants to be respected and admired and at the same time he does not like people to have power over him.

When he falls in love, he really falls deep. A man in this Zodiac once in love, he will be sweeter than sugar. He does not like a plain and simple woman. A complex woman's mind is his venture. Always be interesting and able to talk to him about every things in any subjects. He does not like a woman who sits around waiting for his call.

Perasan sendiri...

2006-01-16T02:14:00.000-08:00

recently my body got lotsa temporary ugly stupid scars from injuries... sigh... when i look at it, it makes me damn sim tia... i dunno why ppl like to hurt me... regardless accidentally or purposely ..they somehow try to disfigure me. i know... many of u all will say ...little bit scars wont make me ugly ..i tell u the truth ... U R DAMN RIGHT... where can little scars make joshua ugly ... hahahah u guys saw that coming right.....

check out these injuries:

as u know... the pooftah's masterpiece

injury on left leg... still damn pain

hand kena goreng by hot iron

at right knee - cuts in the centre and bruised at the sides ...

right leg toe nail came off again... but half healed....

dunno wat shit is this ... on my right shoulder for damn long d... looks like blood clot...

why? bcoz its photoblog + blog

2006-01-14T00:13:00.000-08:00

haiyah ...a lot of u all keep asking and telling me ...why my blog so many pics... pics can put in MSN spaces or friendster ... blog suppose to write words n b like a diary...

the reason why is bcoz this is my photoblog + blog.... why wanna type so much when i can display pics to illustrate some situations? a picture paints a thousand words =)

hope u guys like how i express myself here and also instill my memories in here so i can remember wat i did wif u all and the memorable experiences i encountered and also how n wat im doing.... wtf has happen to my english ?? ...will edit this later... tiu chow....

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BEN

2006-01-13T23:24:00.000-08:00

happy birthday ben ... hope u enjoyed yurself ....

wei guys ... where are the rest of the pics ??? where is kenny, foon yee and sonia ??
pls send to me then i can post ... =)

dalmation malcolm ....

me n nicole

joanne and me

stone cock d ...ahahaha

dennis edwin me and pei h*i

benji-kins....

malcolm : mission accomplished ...ahahahahaha .....

am i an alchoholic...??

b'day boy =)

my food at souled out

f*ck u soapie !!!!

2006-01-13T23:11:00.000-08:00

u bloody pooftah... u see wat u did to my face...
now its really personal d lor... !!!

c*bai make me ugly ... how am i gonna face society now.... F*CK U SOAPIE !!!!

Ben turns twenty four

2006-01-12T14:47:00.000-08:00

Happy Birthday Ben ...!!! best
friends ever and forever...right ??

HKC 18 kilo soapie...

2006-01-12T05:33:00.000-08:00

Puk*m*k .... my face kena sepak by a soapie guy while playing football yesterday...

im not angry he kick me bcoz accidents do happen and he did apologize... n im not angry bcoz its painful .... im just pisssed that soapie kicked my face... tiu chow... i really hate ppl kacau my hair or face during the game lor ... make me ugly ..then i lose my confidence .... no mood.... ham kah chan sap pat kilo soapie ....!!!!

Tiu Chow

2006-01-11T03:41:00.000-08:00

i just realised that my one particular group of friends and me have been infected by a contagious disease. N the last remaining member has also succumbed to it. The virus from this disease attacks the brain n reflex system n will automatically affect us orally. This disease is called ... Tiu Chow.

Example 1
- At Projet Batu Caves.

me: wei so how? make one bloody big u-turn d .... quite the sohai right?
Beemer Dennis (prada.gucci): i know u guys gonna cho kau me d lor ....tiu chow...
Ben.86 : hey u r the one ask us make decisions lor... tiu chow.... Gentings is just round the corner oni.
Beemer Dennis (prada.gucci): tiu chow... i've already said my car havent service yet... if anything happens sure tiu chow from my parents d ... i really no mood d lor... not to say i dun wanna go ..i really dun wanna drive up lor ...tiu ....
Cefiro Kenny: tiu chow... like this we drive two cars up la ... although i think driving one car is better... coz four ppl oni ... n ben's car is 1.3, yours is vtec.
Beemer Dennis (prada.gucci): tiu chow lor ... no way im driving up lor ...we take ben's car ...
Ben.86 : c'mon la ..we go 'pun san' la ...gotong jaya... near arwana there.... there no hill ... just at the foot of the mountain ... nothing 1...
Beemer Dennis (prada.gucci): u all can say wat u all like, no way im driving up...
me : tiu chow... like this la.... dennis dun want to stress his car... ben wanna go hill ... we go bkt. saga la... stim ?
Ben.86 : but Gentings is just round the corner...

Cefiro Kenny then start to show some shuffle moves on the sidewalk .....

me: OI ... TIU CHOW ....
ben86 : Gentings just round the corner ler....
we all : HAIYOR.... tiu chow.....

Example 2
at Thai club .

trance music suddenly changes to R n B

me: tiu chow... wei... ben ...look at all those sohais .... shuffling to r n b ...
ben.86 : tiu chow..... sohai... hehehe
me: wei wei dennis ...look at those sohais....
Beemer Dennis (prada.gucci): TIU CHOW .... wat the fuck lor ....

Example 3
In the car in front of Bar Flam, Bangsar

Beemer Dennis (prada.gucci): Wei no parking la tiu chow...
Cefiro kenny : hey do u realise we use tiu chow alot d ? even ben also started d ...
me: c*bai.... u started it all la....

* yes .... thank you Cefiro kenny for contaminating us .... =)

'pei' - kah chu (a term introduced to me by kenny V)

2006-01-11T02:45:00.000-08:00

yup.... four guys ..in the middle of the night.... pei-ing at bkt. saga mamak. striperella. ikan bilis. kacang. ais kosong.

fat ppl wont stay fat 4eva ...ahahaha

2006-01-11T02:06:00.000-08:00

didnt comb hair

me from another angle =)

this is me now... =)

hard to believe this was really me last time...